I’m Jewish Muslim Christian

I’m a peace loving war-waging guy

Everything I say is true and the opposite too

I wear many hats and many cloaks

Embrace every noble cause

Break every rule in the dark

I’m for world peace and in wars

I’m behind both sides

I’m an all time winner

I’m the enemy of tyrants when they’ve sung their little song

And done their little dance

Dismiss them and throw them to the wolves

I’m in every church and every temple

I’m a holy disbeliever pious and devout

I’m a family man a corrupter of children

A true philanthropist

I feed the poor with money

I steal I’m a man of principle

I write and rewrite the laws

I’m everything and it’s opposite

A true revolutionary behind every machination every conspiracy

I create the problems and give you the solutions

I’m the champion of law and order an upholder of truth and virtue

I write the history books

I am the voice of the people and I control the media

I poison you so I can cure you

I’m a conservative liberal a communist capitalist

A man of many faces your enemy and your saviour

A destroyer of towers and builder of shopping malls

I’m a spiritual materialist the hidden pope of a new religion

I’ll make you sin so you can be redeemed and kill you

So you can be reborn

I’ll plunge you in the darkness so you can find the light

I’m the man of many faces of the many lies behind the truths

I am the invisible agent of perpetual revolution

I’m the candidate in both parties

I’m the good guy and the bad guy at both sides of the table

I am everything and its opposite tragedy and hope crime and

Punishment enemies and heroes

Presidents and assassins terrorists and saints

Like a flock of sheep you follow where I lead

To me you confess you sins you give me your money

You give me your kids you see me on TV

You see me walking down your  street

Yet to you I am invisible

I’m the man of many faces